{"id":19969,"date":"2021-10-20T09:18:52","date_gmt":"2021-10-20T08:18:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/?p=19969"},"modified":"2026-04-19T08:37:00","modified_gmt":"2026-04-19T07:37:00","slug":"une-histoire-vraie-de-roi-de-chat-et-de-fesses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/2021\/10\/20\/une-histoire-vraie-de-roi-de-chat-et-de-fesses\/","title":{"rendered":"Une histoire vraie de roi, de chat et de fesses"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Louis XV adore les chats et notamment les siens, Brillant et le G\u00e9n\u00e9ral, un angora blanc et un persan.<br><br>Louis XVI, lui, les d\u00e9teste. <br>Eh oui, il les d\u00e9teste \u00e0 mort. Parce qu\u2019un jour \u00e0 Versailles, s\u2019\u00e9tant rendu pr\u00e9cipitamment dans sa garde robe tr\u00e8s press\u00e9 de faire la grosse commission royale dans sa chaise perc\u00e9e, il ne se doute pas un seul instant, que apr\u00e8s avoir \u00e9prouv\u00e9 un soulagement certain, le diable va lui trouer les fesses ! <br>Subitement, sa majest\u00e9 pousse des cris persans, heu per\u00e7ants, et s\u2019agrippe aux rideaux, son royal post\u00e9rieur en sang ! <br>La cour arrive, la cour vole, la cour courre \u00e0 son secours ! Et que voit-on s\u2019extirper de la chaise perc\u00e9e ? Un pauvre matou crott\u00e9 (c\u2019est le cas de le dire), lequel r\u00e9fugi\u00e9 dans la confortable chaise n\u2019avait fait que se d\u00e9fendre contre ce qu\u2019il avait pris pour une attaque, royale, si on veut.<br><br>\u00a9PFD d&#8217;apr\u00e8s une histoire vraie racont\u00e9e \u00e0 l&#8217;occasion de l&#8217;exposition<br>\u00ab LES ANIMAUX DU ROI \u00bbpr\u00e9sent\u00e9e au ch\u00e2teau de Versailles<br>du 12 octobre 2021 au 13 fevrier 2022<br>(salles d&#8217;Afrique et de Crim\u00e9e)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Cats_Fig5-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"758\" src=\"https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Cats_Fig5-1-1024x758.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19976\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Cats_Fig5-1-1024x758.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Cats_Fig5-1-300x222.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Cats_Fig5-1-768x568.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Cats_Fig5-1.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Le G\u00e9n\u00e9ral<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Illustrations Brillant par Bachelier et le G\u00e9n\u00e9ral<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Louis XV adore les chats et notamment les siens, Brillant et le G\u00e9n\u00e9ral, un angora blanc et un persan. Louis XVI, lui, les d\u00e9teste. Eh oui, il les d\u00e9teste \u00e0 mort. Parce qu\u2019un jour \u00e0 Versailles, s\u2019\u00e9tant rendu pr\u00e9cipitamment dans sa garde robe tr\u00e8s press\u00e9 de faire la grosse commission royale dans sa chaise perc\u00e9e, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[29,74,88],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-evenements","category-life-style-xviiie","category-tragique","post_format-post-format-image"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19969"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32220,"href":"https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19969\/revisions\/32220"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.histoiresgalantes.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}